The Slightly Dangerous Book For Oldies

Does your back go out more than you do?
Do all the young people seem self-absorbed, overweight and orange?
When you're asleep on the couch do small children think you've died?

If so, help is at hand with this compelling satirical guide to the joys and perils of growing old. This hilarious compendium is rammed with sardonic observations and practical suggestions for making the most of your twilight years.