Stop In The Name Of Pants!

I am now officially the girlfriend of a Luuurve God. Yippee!!!

. He is quite literally gorgey porgey beyond belief,
Times a hundred.

. I will never again be on the rack of boynosity,
hanging around the cakeshop of luuurve,
trying to find a spare éolair.

. So tell me this, How in the name of giddygodspyjamas have I ended up snogging Dave the Laugh? Again!!!

. And it wasn’t just matey-type mate snogging. It was a 'phwoooaaar’ snogging situation, verging on number five!!

. Why won't he stop sneaking about in my brain?

'I love these books.
They are full of fabnosity.'
Jessie, MySpace