Football Wit: Quips And Quotes For The Football Fanatic

The first 90 minutes of a football match are the most important.' - Bobby Robson
'Football is a game with 22 players, two linesmen and 20,000 referees.' - Bob Monkhouse

When you're finished explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref and perfecting your ball skills, treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this premiere collection of footy wise-cracks. No matter if your team win, lose or draw, Football Wit will keep you smiling through all the own goals and red cards that come your way.