A few "sexy" bullet points about Jay: He is in love with a cheerleader named Cameo "Appearance" Parnell.
He is forever losing "Love-15" to tennis-playing goddess Caroline Richardson
He rocks a touche array of pop-culture references, jokes, and puns
His family-life cookie is about to crumble.
Live vicariously through Jay as he faces off against his mortal enemy, gets awkward around his dream girl(s), loses his marbles in a Bermudian love triangle, watches his parents' relationship implode, and, finally, learns to get real and be himself(ish)."
